Rage Quit Survivor – 11oz Mug for Gamers Who’ve Broken More Than Just Spirits

You didn’t lose the match. The lag won.
And that controller? It had it coming.

Introducing the Rage Quit Survivor mug — the perfect reward for keeping it (barely) together during those soul-crushing gaming moments. Featuring a brutally shattered controller design, this 11oz ceramic masterpiece is ideal for sipping your morning cope, post-defeat coffee, or that 3AM energy drink after saying “JUST ONE MORE GAME” for the 7th time.

✔️ Holds 11 ounces of regret, caffeine, or victory
✔️ Microwave & dishwasher safe — unlike your last controller
✔️ Great gift for competitive try-hards, salty speedrunners, and casuals in denial
✔️ Doubles as a reminder that throwing your controller is a skill issue

Because in gaming, if you haven’t rage quit at least once… are you even trying?